The beer’s still expensive in Ballynahinch

Sign spotted in Ballynahinch pub window yesterday:

“Watch FA Cup Final Here. Pints reduced by 10p for every goal.”

(By the way, final Score: Man Utd 0, Chelsea 0)

Joke of the Year

Jonny and I were driving through Doncaster yesterday after another shoot in that lovely part of the world. We’d just driven past the famous Doncaster race course and the adjacent Grand St Leger Hotel.

“That’s a cracking hotel,” says Jonny.

“What’s so good about it?”

“The beds are good to firm.”